1. small-person-racist:

    earldacharmanda:

    awesomephilia:

    homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

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    That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??

    (Source: dutchster)

  2. officertoast:

    officertoast:

    I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

    PLEASE HELP

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    DO NOT

  3. easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

    easilyhumored:

    did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

  4. earthdad:

i walk this lonely road….

    earthdad:

    i walk this lonely road….

    (Source: imposetonanonymat)

  5. phemiec:

    I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

  6. (Source: sethsummer)

  7. fohk:

    ryan howard is everything

  8. dilfgod:

    so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and

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  9. cat porn

    hyposocial:

    hey sexy wanna taste some pussy

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    i know you do

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    come on don’t be shy

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    well i guess i’ll have to do it myself then

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  10. aduhm:

teamhydrate:

modern art

what kinda cheap ass emojis are these….

    aduhm:

    teamhydrate:

    modern art

    what kinda cheap ass emojis are these….

    (Source: boxedwinepussy)